I Should Be Writing/Drawing

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dahniwitchoflight
chongoblog

This is made exclusively to punish Alexander Hamilton for getting this song stuck in my head.

chongoblog

SONGS/SOURCES USED

“We Don’t Talk About Bruno” from Encanto

“Shape Of You” by Ed Sheeran

“Wait (The Whisper Song)” by Ying Yang Twins

“Uptown Funk” by Mark Ronson ft. [REDACTED] Mars

“Low” by Flo Rida [in the style of “We Don’t Talk About Apple Bottom Jeans” by Sawtooth Memes]

“Rat’s Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985

“MAD RAT, ALIVE?” by Camelia

“Fear and Delight” by The Correspondents

“She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5

“Hey Soul Sister" by Train

Troll 2

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dahniwitchoflight

This is just what’s it like to have ADHD?????

Pinned Post rb encanto audio like this is how brain feels all the time
jadedresearcher
trekwiz

Ok, but if you’re an independent contractor in the US and this happens? Find a lawyer, because you might have just gotten a huge payday.

Your position was just referred to as employment. Independent contractors do not have employers; they do not have employment. Congrats, your contact at this company just provided evidence that you were illegally missclassified.

This contact is claiming that you have set hours you’re obligated to fulfill. Unless a work task can only be done at a set time for practical reasons (i.e. you’re an audio freelancer paid to support a live event that occurs at a particular time and requires a certain amount of pre-show setup), a company cannot set an independent contractor’s work hours. This is further evidence that you were missclassified.

The whole exchange establishes that the company is interpreting an employer-employee relationship rather than expecting a service. Discipline and potential for firing (you cannot fire an independent contractor; no longer purchasing their service is not equivalent) establish that this person views themselves as a manager. Independent contractors cannot have managers.

This one text exchange could:

  • Get you back pay for the full duration you’ve worked there, to bring you up to the compensation that an employee would have gotten
  • Get you back compensation for lost benefits that an employee would have gotten
  • Get you back pay for the additional self-employment taxes the company should have covered
  • Get the company to pay back taxes to the government
  • Get the company to hire everyone who performed a similar role, or face further penalties and fines
  • A win would encourage the rest of their missclassified workers to sue for the same, or give them leverage to demand a better deal

If the company is going to screw you over like that, may as well make them pay for it.

trekwiz

Since this is getting a lot of reblogs, here’s a federal source that can help you determine if you’re illegally classified as a contractor:

You can also file a form with the IRS to force the company to correct your classification (assuming you meet the criteria), without necessarily having to sue:

Keep in mind that this is just federal. Most states also prohibit missclassification as an independent contractor; and even if states have more lenient rules, companies still have to comply with this federal law. The rules have largely been bipartisan and existed for decades, so they’re common.

States also have an interest in having regulations about missclassification: it’s a significant loss of tax revenue. Your self employment tax does not fully equal what a company would have paid for you in payroll taxes.

A lawyer can help point you in the right direction if a company is currently missclassifying you.

antique-scarecrow

Fantastic addition

rb
simplydalektable
cipheramnesia:
“cargopantsman:
“robotsandfrippary:
“ My uncle, who grew up a poor immigrant on a pig farm, became a heart surgeon and keeps marrying into wealth. His third wife is from old money. She’s very sweet and I do love her to death but she’s...
robotsandfrippary

My uncle, who grew up a poor immigrant on a pig farm, became a heart surgeon and keeps marrying into wealth.  His third wife is from old money.  She’s very sweet and I do love her to death but she’s completely out of touch with anyone who is not born wealthy.  She told me “Oh you simply MUST rent a villa in Italy for a summer.  It’s so great.” 
    Bless my uncle, he just started laughing his ass off and said, “Joan, normal people don’t do that.” 

She was so confused.  

cargopantsman

Can “Joan, normal people don’t do that” be added to the “Harold, they’re lesbians” litany?

cipheramnesia

Seconded.

rb
birthclod
scythelucifer03:
“cheddar-baby:
“doctor-tiger-bitch:
“ barackthehalls:
“ neonshi:
“ milafawnkawaiielfgoddessangelic:
“ truthtellingtime:
“ Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the...
truthtellingtime

Just so everybody knows, the mirror is actually more reliable than the camera. Even though people say “the camera never lies”, it distorts your photographs a little bit. It has to turn a 3d image (you in real life) to a 2d image (a photograph) and consequently skews the proportions a little bit.

Also, “photogenic” is a real thing. Certain faces photograph well and others don’t. It’s all down the angles, proportions and size of your features.

Have you ever seen someone stunning who looks great in professional photographs and not in candids? Yeah, that’s because there’s a huge difference between a professional and an amateur. Professionals know how to minimise the issues cameras have. Lighting, angles and even the distance you are away from the camera plays a part (the amount of distortion varies depending on how close you are).

TL;DR if you think you look great in the mirror but not in the photo, trust the mirror. You look great!

milafawnkawaiielfgoddessangelic

NOT ONLY THAT, but when you look in a mirror, you’re seeing your face in motion, how others would see it. In a photograph, you’re still, and it can make small flaws and the like seem a lot more prominent, despite them being quite minuscule in person.

neonshi

Also! Also, when you see yourself in the mirror you are looking at you face reverse of how a camera pics it up. No face is perfectly symmetrical so you get so used to seeing a mirrored version of your face that when it’s flipped in a picture you subconsciously notice the tiny differences in your face and thus you think you don’t look right.

barackthehalls

I have never felt so relieved and beautiful thank you guys

cheddar-baby

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Also a huge factor is the focal length of your camera and your distance to the camera. There is a reason most fashion photographers tend to use a 85mm lens. Around there is where we’ve decided it makes for the most flattering image in most cases.

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scythelucifer03

Big fan of how the faces subtly stretch out with the increase of lense size. Transforms into a slightly beefier version of myself

rb
jadedresearcher
pukicho

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

pukicho

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

pukicho

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

trilllizard420

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

pukicho

You will die in 7 days

hokuto-ju-no-ken

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

kolbye

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

raevenlywrites

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Art by coolfrogdude together at last

bisexualshakespeare

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

azzy-the-christian-furry

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

beardedmrbean

Magic of tumblr,

athelind

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

capricorn-0mnikorn

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

rb absolutely beautiful post
birthclod
cybersodas

Yes of course canon x oc ships are Fantastic but allow me to offer an alternate option thats WAY funnier: canon character who’s life is Plagued and Haunted by your ocs. Who cannot stand your oc and dreads every waking second that your oc might cross their path and their day will be irrepreably ruined.

cybersodas

Revisiting this to say I love how many people have reblogged this tagging their ocs that irritate canon character’s skin just by talking. We irritating.

rb
homemadegirlbossbattle
homemadegirlbossbattle

...okay actually i have another thing to poll the followers on that's semi-related to the poll

a lot of people in the tags of one of the semifinals polls have put forward the idea that Patience & Valerie Wester being a team hasn't been exactly fair on the people against them, and despite enjoying there being a team of two characters i can't help but feel as though it would be preferred by many people for the final match to be a 1v1 instead of a 2v1-- no offence intended toward the creators of those OCs, of course, it's just a matter of fairness & me wanting to take the complaints of others into account.

so with that being said-

Seeing as they won the semifinals, should Patience & Valerie Wester have a tiebreaker round before the finals?

Have a tiebreaker round!

Leave it!

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rb personally I think I do think the whole thing felt unfair I had friends keeping a track of the poll cause they were so invested it once when up 70 votes in V/P favor in 40 min a tie breaker feels fair or even making it a three way vote